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Patrick J. Sauer Online

Welcome to Patrick J. Sauer Online

Thanks for dropping by my site. Here you will find bits and pieces from a writing life as well as new stories from myself and a soon-to-be impressive stable of contributors. I hope to post something fresh every week or two, so I recommend setting a bookmark for "appointment viewing."  It will be a hell of a time-waster. I promise.  
Sincerely,                     Patrick J. Sauer
 

The Winners & Losers of Campaign '08

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Now that we've been able to shake off our Election Night hangovers, (thanks 23/6!) it's time to assess what the 1,460-day campaign taught us. Clearly, there were winners and losers along the way, and not just the obvious ones like Yentl or Lt. Col. Kilgore.

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44 Ways of Looking at the 2008 Presidential Election

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I hate to be presumptuous, but I wanted to get this piece posted for all of the last minute undecided voters looking to Patrick J. Sauer for guidance and wisdom.

Here's a hint, the candidate of choice has sweet lefty jumper. 

I'm off to 23/6 election night party.

Here's to hoping it's a celebration and not a mass drowning of sorrows.

As they say in Hawaii, Okole Maluna! 

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Behind the Scenes: Classic Cinemas Charlestowne 18 Theatre

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Have you ever sat down to enjoy a moving picture and wondered where your delicious Dippin' Dots come from?  

Or would prefer to take in a flick free form knowing your ice cream treat was flash frozen in liquid nitrogen?

Either way, here's the goings-on Behind the Scenes at the Classic Cinemas Charlestowne 18 in St. Charles, Illinois.

Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go the lobby...

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2008 Audi R8

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r82If you were wondering about the changes here at the mothership, it's all due to some Eastern European hacker. 

That is not a joke. Some Borat wannabe decided it would be cool to take down the website of an American imperialist dog, namely me.

I had a great time in Poland. So why pick on a lowly freelancer who never believed in the John Birch nonsense that the Commies would soon be reigning down on Montana's MX missiles?

Whatever, jerkski. My man Dennis Oberhofer saved the day. And the site is stronger than ever, at least as strong as the American economy.

We're fine now and I bet my hacker comrade will never get to drive the Iron Mancar.  

Suck on that, Ivan. 

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