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This is a tasting menu of articles and stories written for major and minor publications.

The primary difference in this section is that somebody paid me for them.

And that someone is the American taxpayer.



Seinfeld's "Relationship Intern" Meets the Digital Age & Spicoli Needs Tasty Waves, a Cool Buzz and Surfing Hand Paddles

It's a good thing Costanza didn't proclaim 2010 to be the "Summer of George," it's too freaking hot to play frolf. He could sit in his Barcalounger all day and nobody would blame him if he didn't leave his air-conditioned apartment. Fortunately, a company called Virtual Dating Assistants has popped up to be your online wingman. No need to rely on the easily distracted Costanza to keep up with Amanda Peet, there's digital minions to fill all your boring relationship tasks.

In other dated pop culture reference news, a company called Surf-Grip has created hand paddles to give all amatuer surfers the chance to be Laird Hamilton, if just for one wave. Spicoli's whereabouts are unknown, so I got the next best guy to give the Surf-Grip an oceanic spin. Jon Reichardt,  water polo coach at Mira Costa High School in Manhattan Beach and lifelong beach bum, shares his thoughts. 

Heh-heh, I know that dude....

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