If you were wondering about the changes here at the mothership, it's all due to some Eastern European hacker.
That is not a joke. Some Borat wannabe decided it would be cool to take down the website of an American imperialist dog, namely me.
I had a great time in Poland. So why pick on a lowly freelancer who never believed in the John Birch nonsense that the Commies would soon be reigning down on Montana's MX missiles?
Whatever, jerkski. My man Dennis Oberhofer saved the day. And the site is stronger than ever, at least as strong as the American economy.
We're fine now and I bet my hacker comrade will never get to drive the Iron Man car.
Suck on that, Ivan.
