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Folksy Articles
This is the warm and fuzzy section, my "community cares" section if you will.

This is where I will feel your pain, soothe your ego, stoke your ego and pour a piping mug of hot cocoa before administering a well-deserved foot rub. 


Hot Sexy Farmers' Daughters (and Sons) & How to Turn A Penguin Fetish Into A Career

Farm fresh: Farm Boy & Girl puts a hip spin on farm-inspired clothing.

As the summer winds to an end, and the nights cool, our collective eyes look to the cornucopia of crops and the biodiesel found within a Ben Franklin butter statue...

Or something like that, just stay away from Farmer Dan's Martha's Vineyard veggies if you know what's good for you, Hurricane Earl {Campbell?}.

This week's AOL wrap-up brings you the story of Farm Boy & Girl, a clothing company that specializes in cow-and-chicken-themed apparel, sly sloganeering ("Cock of the Walk") and authentic 100% cornfed hot young Midwestern models. 

You're welcome. As a thank-you for your continued support, enjoy a bumper crop of Farmer's Daughter jokes. Gets randy out there under the harvest moon. 

I also interviewed a dude whose love of all things penguin led him to a quirky career as a purveyor of penguin paraphernalia, a publisher of the Penguin Post, and a position as the Aptenodytes patagonicus of penguin partisans.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/10/01-07/opus-penguin-retire-dead-killed.jpg

Topic of the day: Best penguin ever? Chilly Willy, Tennessee Tuxedo, Mario Lemieux, Burgess Meredith, Wheezy or Mr. Pin?

My vote? Opus. Waddle with me, won't you...

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Shack Up Inn: Coolest Hotel in America?

Hell yeah, it's the coolest hotel in America. 

Where else will the King himself rock you to sleep?

Check it out for yourself in our mini-photo tour, bonus points if you find the stuffed hippo.

As Robert Johnson as my witness, you should visit the Mississippi Delta to eat at Abe's BarBQ, take in the blues at the authentic juke joint Red's Lounge, and most importantly, to sleep in a sharecropper's cabin at the Shack Up Inn.

Don't worry, the rooms are air-conditioned. Enjoy your August. Stay hydrated while you Wang Dang Doodle. All night long.

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Seinfeld's "Relationship Intern" Meets the Digital Age & Spicoli Needs Tasty Waves, a Cool Buzz and Surfing Hand Paddles

It's a good thing Costanza didn't proclaim 2010 to be the "Summer of George," it's too freaking hot to play frolf. He could sit in his Barcalounger all day and nobody would blame him if he didn't leave his air-conditioned apartment. Fortunately, a company called Virtual Dating Assistants has popped up to be your online wingman. No need to rely on the easily distracted Costanza to keep up with Amanda Peet, there's digital minions to fill all your boring relationship tasks.

In other dated pop culture reference news, a company called Surf-Grip has created hand paddles to give all amatuer surfers the chance to be Laird Hamilton, if just for one wave. Spicoli's whereabouts are unknown, so I got the next best guy to give the Surf-Grip an oceanic spin. Jon Reichardt,  water polo coach at Mira Costa High School in Manhattan Beach and lifelong beach bum, shares his thoughts. 

Heh-heh, I know that dude....

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Happy 100th Birthday, Belton Chalet!

Last summer, the wifey and I stayed at the Belton Chalet, a fantastic historic hotel just outside the Glacier National Park (Yes, the glaciers are melting, so book a room today!)

http://www.nationalparkreservations.com/images/glacier/belton_chalet_winter.jpg

The Belton Chalet is an old railroad lodge that got abandoned after World War II and was presumably haunted by ghosts until an enterprising couple sank a bunch of cash into and it reopened a decade ago.

It's got a killer restaurant, the famous Red Jammer Buses drop off/pick up just outside the lobby, and the spacious balconies are ideal for putting up the dogs, and sipping on a Moose Drool while spying for wildlife. I didn't see any moose drooling, or standing tall doing nothing for that matter, but we did see a bear shaking a tree, so good enough for Glacier. If you're headed up yonder, hunker down at the Belton Chalet. Trust me, I know from hunkerin' down. 

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Proof That People Really Really Love Giant Towels

WowTowel Beach Towel

My latest post at AOL Small Biz is about the WowTowel, which is a 53 square-foot loop cotton towel with pockets in the corners and a hole in the middle for an umbrella.

I know what you're thinking, WOW!

You are not alone. It's against corporate overlord policy to say how many views the story got, suffice to say it's the blue whale of beach industry innovation blog posts. A lot of sunbathers surfing the web before surfing the surf. The piece has a whopping 90 comments and counting...

Let's be honest, it's nice to hear some good news about the beach, no? (That's some awesome spillage, right there, UCB.) Have fun at the shore, now available without all that untenable sand!

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