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Random Musings

My One-Man Photographic Investigation Into the Fort Greene (Brooklyn) Russian Spy Ring

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The Russian spy ring has us all up in the arms race, but it really hit home for me when I found out that the covert plotting was taking place a block from my apartment:

(Before we get into the Cold War Redux, tear down this HuffPo wall!)

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Read It Like A Man: New Orleans & Unemployment

(Ed note: Well, that was quick. "Read it Like A Man" didn't bring in the web traffic and died a short happy life. What gives, chickees? Too much literary mind-blowing for you too handle? No? Whatever. Eggheads. Click here to read installments 1-4. Back to the blog...)

"You can try to drown us, and you can pour oil all over us, but the soul of New Orleans lives on in its music and it's people," Quint Davis, Jazz Fest Grand Poobah.

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I just returned from a second Jazz Fest taking place while the gulf region suffers through another devastating man-made disaster. Living it up while folks drown in oil brings on its own slightly guilt-inducing cognitive dissonance, but the party-to-keep-from-weeping-ethos is ingrained in New Orleans, and who are we to question civic responsibility?

The weekend was best summed up by Kate Speakes of the "Pussyfooters," a group of well-cleaveged burlesque-y pro-chick parade-marchers. (For the uninitiated, they aren't strippers, they're professional party-goers in frilly skimpy corset thingees; Par for the crawfish bread down there.) At a Mardi Gras World party, Speakes implored me to spread the word that BPs corporate malfeasance is doing ungodly damage to the (often family-owned) fishing and shrimping industry, to the protective wetlands that were starting to regenerate after Katrina, and to the well-being of all kinds of wildlife, including a bird sanctuary created by Teddy Roosevelt back when "conservative" stood for conservation and not "Drill, Baby, Drill." 

Passing along the dire word is the absolute least I could do for a region that has brought me such love and happiness over the years. Don't let Eddie Vedder be the only one screaming out at this massive ecological for-profit f*ck-up. It's not much, and Lord knows if it helps, but maybe you could take a second and sign this petition, or drive past the BP station and go to...Exxon? Yikes. 

Yet again, hopes, prayers, karmic vibes and best wishes to the gulf region.

In NOLA solidarity, why not read one of the great Big Easy books in the latest Blisstree "Read it Like A Man" series? It's not like you have a job to go to.

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Read It Like A Man (In Which I Give the Ladies Literary Advice)

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A friend of mine recently took over the reigns of the chickariffic website Blisstree

She asked me to write a weekly "Read it Like A Man" column. I obliged.

Here we have the intro and chapters 1-3: Baseball, Conspiracy Theories and 80s Hair Metal. 

The ghost of Mark Twain assures me he's very proud. 

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Fastest time for Two Patricks to Name Fifty Famous Patricks on St. Patrick’s Day

Dad, Skype, St. Paddy's Day and a arseload of Patricks make us Father/Son Celtic cyber warriors.

Who says old people can't handle modern technology? Those naysayers can Póg mo Thóin. We're world record holders. Click right here for the video evidence.

Read on for more of the incredible St. Patrick's Day Show with records like "Most Party Hats Worn," "Most Bench Presses of a Live Dog" and "Largest Nose Flute Orchestra."

(And if you missed my first go-round with Little Kim the Sauer Muppet, have at it.)

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10 Lesser-Known Ailments Now Covered By Our Socialist Overlords

President Barack Obama signs the health insurance reform bill during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House in Washington, March 23, 2010. REUTERS/Jason Reed

All Hail King Obama!

I mean that.

Thanks again, Arianna.

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