Patrick J. Sauer Online

Dad, Skype, St. Paddy's Day and a arseload of Patricks make us Father/Son Celtic cyber warriors.

Who says old people can't handle modern technology? Those naysayers can Póg mo Thóin. We're world record holders. Click right here for the video evidence.

Read on for more of the incredible St. Patrick's Day Show with records like "Most Party Hats Worn," "Most Bench Presses of a Live Dog" and "Largest Nose Flute Orchestra."

(And if you missed my first go-round with Little Kim the Sauer Muppet, have at it.)

All Hail King Obama!

I mean that.

Thanks again, Arianna.

A buddy of mine started the Universal Record Database, which is 1/2 Guinness Book of World Records, 1/2 Stupid Human Tricks.

If you've ever wanted to be a "universal record holder," think of something you do best, film it, and your place is secure in goofball internet history. Until someone breaks it. 

The URDB has live stage shows here at Joe's Pub. Last week, I went on stage and set a Bob Beamon-esque mark for a man, his Muppet, and Goodfellas quotes. Check out our amazing performance right here.

Little Kim stole the show, but just so you're aware, that one has a foul mouth. 

(Ed Note: If you want more URDB goodness, here's an interview I did with the Labyrnith Wizard.)

Last night, most of you basketball fans out there probably tuned into the Cavs/Lakers showdown to try and decide, once and for all, whether LeBron James or Kobe Bryant is the current king of the NBA.

Not me. While you were "bugging out" over the undisciplined streetball, I was watching old Indiana Hoosiers clips from the days when basketball was basketball.