In the name of science, I took a few hits. JITTERTY!

AeroShot: Is Breathable Caffeine The Next Big Idea?

Biomedical engineer David Edwards, 50, has been called a lot of things -- Mad Scientist, Willy Wonka, Nutty Professor -- because he’s the brains behind any number of whimsical items such as edible bottles, smokable whiskey and plant-based air filters. The nicknames are understandable, but Edwards isn’t some Emmett Lathrop Brown or Julius Kelp, toiling around with Bunsen burners in a dank laboratory. As founder/owner, he and CEO Tom Hadfield, 29, are entrepreneurs hoping to deliver a major jolt to sleepy Americans with the AeroShot, a small tube of breathable caffeine.

At HuffPo, I revealed the answer. But since you're already here, I'll solve the mystery of the amazing award-winning sports journalist vs. the tired right-wing blowhard. That's just the type of guy I am. 

We're all growing weary of Jeremy Lin puns, but that doesn't mean the Knick word play is dead.

All we need to do is turn our weary eyes to former Marquette three-point specialist Steve Novak. (Dude hung 41 on the #2 UConn Huskies in his Big East debut, lest we forget.) 

Anyhoo, this is a little riff I wrote on the awful/awesome pun-dintry that has gripped the headline writers in our fair Gotham.

This ain't no stinky LINberg cheese, this is legit. At least so far as Posting and Toasting and Good Shot at Losing say...

Let's not forget, Linsanity rules the day, but a certain team from Phlly rules the division.And that's the Jruth, Ruth!

Fair to say that the brilliant game-changing chef Dave Chang has Jeremy Lin fever. He's not alone as Knick fans are swept up in a tidal wave of fearless (and more important, competent) Asian-American Harvard-educated point guard play. He's saving the season right before the Garden's weary eyes. Make no mistake, this is no novelty act, the kid can play.

Chang and I discussed hoops, Hogs, and the pecking order of cooks in the Gotham celebrity scene. He's a cool dude/cheap beer aficionado and it was a great first piece for the dazzlingly new sports writers (but not so much sportswriters) blog , The Classical. Thanks for having me, Mr. Free Darko.