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Patrick J. Sauer Online

Welcome to Patrick J. Sauer Online

Thanks for dropping by my site. Here you will find bits and pieces from a writing life as well as new stories from myself and a soon-to-be impressive stable of contributors. I hope to post something fresh every week or two, so I recommend setting a bookmark for "appointment viewing."  It will be a hell of a time-waster. I promise.  
Sincerely,                     Patrick J. Sauer
 

Fo' Fo' Fo' at Thirty

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The 1983 World Champion Philadelphia 76ers are my favorite team of all time ever world without end Amen.

Getting to talk to a couple of guys from that squad for The Classical? Twelve-year-old me can't believe it. Truthfully, neither can the 42-year-old version. 

Get Buckets. (Seriously, like right now. You won't regret it.)

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Author Chats: Two of the Funniest Fellas on the Interwebz

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You may know Marc Maron from his kvetching at WTF, the best podcast in the free world, and not for nothing, his killer new show Maron.

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You may know Drew Magary from his prodigious output at Deadspin, or his time spent burning trees with Snoop Lion for GQ.

If you don't know them, trust me on this, they are two of the funniest mother-you-konw-whaters going. Personal favorites of mine, I was sincerely thrilled to speak to each of them about their new memoirs for Biographile.  I love this gig.

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That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

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The New York Metropolitans did a remarkable thing last night, they became the first team in Mariano Rivera's otherworldly career to beat him in a game where he doesn't record an out.

It will be the highlight of the season. The Mets are predictably horrible--'OARIBBLE in Long Islandese--so it will be a long summer of reading writers pile on. It would be nice if some of them could take the extra step of not including the hackneyed reference to Bobby Bonilla's deferred money payout. It's meaningless. You writers can do better, even if the Mets can't.

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One thing to ease this dude's pain? The Classical has a fantastic new tablet magazine. If you enjoy well-written pieces by scribes who don't go for the obvious tired shorthand, then this is for you. Trust me for once.

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Author Chat: Meet Sam "The Banana Man" Zemurray

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What if I told you there was once an American businessman so powerful that the powers-that-be helped him overthrow a government just to keep him happy? And what if I told you this forgotten titan of industry made his fortune from the same fruit you cut up and drop in your Rice Krispies?

Zemurray isn't a household name like Rockefeller, Ford, Jobs, or Buffet, but I dare say the Banana Man is the most interesting of the lot. A true American original, the Horatio Alger of the Cavendish set. I spoke with the great Rich Cohen, author of "The Fish That Ate the Whale: The Life and Times of America's Banana King." It's an amazing story that touches on the every aspect of the American century. I guarantee you will never look at the simple banana--technically, a berry, who knew?--in the same way again.

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